Delightfully Tacky, Yet Unrefined.

The Midtown Restaurant Week in Atlanta

2007-08-16T22:45:04Z

The Midtown Restaurant Week in Atlanta is a week-long event that in 2007 will run from August 26 through September 1. All participating restaurants will be offering a pre-fixe, three-course menu, consisting of an appetizer, a main course, followed by dessert for only $25.00 per person excluding alcohol, tax and gratuity. Midtown Restaurant Week will allow Atlantans to experience Midtown as a premier dining destination as established chefs take the opportunity to create some of their personal favorites.

Participating Restaurants include: Eno, The Globe, The Grape at Atlantic Station, Lobby, Mitra, The Oceanaire, ONE.Midtown Kitchen, Piebar, Shout, Taurus, Toast, TWO Urban Licks, Ecco, Trois and many more.

non-collaborative collective

2007-08-08T22:38:48Z

emotions running, this one, that one, all over.

each different, intentions hidden, sometimes malicious.

all have different goals, or they may be the same, excommunicated, they dont confer.

consecration, concentration, consternation, imbued with the essence of confusion.

what the hell is going on, lost in thought.

happy birthday to me

2005-04-30T17:28:20Z

happy birthday to meeeee!
happy biiirthday dear wiiiiin
happy birthday to me!

for those of you who use t-mobile and need more minutes

2005-04-29T16:15:44Z

they are running the 1000 minutes with nights and weekends again during the month of may for 45.99

right well..

2005-03-22T20:23:10Z

im still alive.

im still working.

im still paying off debt.

im still trying to finish off school.

im still boring.

more lil billy

2004-12-18T01:19:51Z

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door,and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked,on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Billy watches, and after a couple of minutes asks,"Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?" "Of course, Son, we're a family." So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his
mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. "Hang on Dad!", cries Billy, "this is where me and the mailman usually falls off!"

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One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home
and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.
The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer
to tell a story. Suzy said, "Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the
truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday
we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the
road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies,
"Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."

Next is little Lucy. "Well, my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we
take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only
8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story.
Lucy replies "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched."

Last is little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane
was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with
only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he
drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of
100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun but ran out of
bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on
his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands".
The teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any
moral to his story. Billy replies, "Don't fuck with uncle Ted when he's
been drinking."

little billy

2004-12-17T15:20:42Z

LITTLE BILLY ON...DIETING:
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching one Mars bar after
another.
After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that chocolate isn't good for you.
It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 Mars bars at a
time?"
"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own f*cking business!!"

LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY:
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away
with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the
sides
of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is
married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."

LITTLE BILLY ON... MATHS:
Little BILLY returns home from school and says he
got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father."
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6,"
replied BILLY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the f*cking difference? " asks the father.
"That's what I said!"

LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says,
"Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful."
Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR:
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a
show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the
same sentence twice.
First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father
Bought my mother a beautiful dress
and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the
teacher.
She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful
Banquet and it turned out beautifully."
The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!"
Then, she reluctantly called on little BILLY. "Last night, at the
Dinner table,
my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said
"Beautiful, just f***ing beautiful!"

night all

2004-12-10T04:41:18Z

...zzzZZZzzz...

there isnt anything more id like to do right now

2004-12-10T03:21:20Z

i just want someone to sit with me on a rainy night, curled up in a blanket, in front of the fire, and just watching cheesy movie after cheesy movie until we woke up the next morning wondering where the night went and wished it had never ended.

telefon tel aviv

2004-12-10T03:15:30Z

are there any other albums besides farenheit fair enough?

being alone is

2004-12-10T03:04:33Z

blah

beer theories

2004-12-09T17:09:25Z

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Babe Ruth

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Ernest Hemingway

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Paul Hornung
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

H.L. Mencken

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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

George Bernard Shaw

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.

W.C. Fields

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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher

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One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers............

aimx0rs

2004-12-09T03:04:36Z

ar1c0n: its gotta be cool to be a midget tho
ar1c0n: a lot easier to get drunk
Fornicatius: lol

chipotle peppers

2004-12-07T16:35:42Z

man theyre so good...

when i made my turkey burritos last night i decided to use the leftover chipotle peppers and man.. what a good idea.

as per meropa's prodding

2004-12-07T15:33:29Z

im still alive, i just bought World Of Warcraft and i've been on it constantly, even at work. we're on the mannoroth server on the eastcoast.

Now, our guild is mainly comprised of people from our old guild on star wars galaxies.

ok so back to updates that are non-dork.

well.. maybe theyre kinda dorky... but thats me!

i got a new earpiece for my phone its the motorola hs810, BLUE TOOTH, i still cant figure out how to work it on 100% of my phone calls, its a little tricky..

umm... saturday night my car club and i, drank about 3/4 of a keg

sunday night we had our weekly meeting at jocks and jills, and i got my underbody leds, in blue, naturally.

everyone saw the bodywork i had been doing to my ride and they were fairly impressed and had asked me to shave some of their doorhandles.

so everything is going great, as good as it can.

im going to the nights of lights thingie tonight, its an importatlanta.com gathering, so it should be fun to meet some new people and get to see people i already knew.

tonight

2004-12-03T03:14:42Z

well im gonna go take a nap and wait for a friend of mine to gimme a call letting me know when to head to the mark

happy birthday sharc!

oh and

2004-12-02T03:24:53Z

im jealous, the guy who runs the other store got a 1500 dollar commission check this month :(

im only getting 600 :(

i wish my store did as much as his :(

for tonight

2004-12-02T03:23:59Z

god
is a dj..

how vain for a dj to play this, hahaha.

so hmm

2004-12-02T03:15:07Z

i wanna go see closer on friday, but a celebration of a birthday is in the way, which is more important to me. so friday night its pulp fiction at the landmark.

another birthday is this week as well, a friend of mine from tennesee will be in town, and we're probably going out drinking, as per usual.

i might head up to tennesee on saturday night to hang out with him then as well, for more debauchery.

so.. maybe next week i can see closer? i hate fighting crowds on opening nights anyway.

where oh where

2004-12-01T18:31:11Z

is my beautiful antagonist?

what is love? baby dont hurt... err.. yeah

2004-11-30T23:33:39Z


intelligence is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator

heh

2004-11-30T23:31:24Z

upgrading internals.

2004-11-30T17:49:54Z

my boss is doing a really great job of making the inside of the store look really good, only one problem though.. and i keep bringing this up to him.. the OUTSIDE of the store is what determines your clientele, in cellphones anyway.

we have a HUGE metro pcs sign, and we cant change it to a tmobile one, because of agreements and whatnot, with the co-owner of the store and with metro pcs themselves..

i know this location could really push big numbers of tmobile, but not with the current outdoor signage and the advertising that we dont do.

so im hungry

2004-11-30T14:53:31Z

i wanted to get some breakfast this morning, until i realized, i spent all my money on booze last night at barnacales. We got last place in trivia, but then again, we stopped playing midway through, because we got a lot of answers wrong, next week, im gonna google all the damn answers.

yay

2004-11-28T16:21:30Z

so ive completely sanded off the clear coat on my car today so far

next on the list is to wet sand it, then finish priming what i can, before i go to charlies house to finish up the drivers side doors and weld up one more spot.

so after today my car will be completely flat black primer instead of blue, then its off to save up for a bodykit and mold that in when i get it.